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was fat in middle school. The wake of that horror has yet to subside.3. I keep forgetting that Barack Obama is our President. (See pictures of Obama behind the scenes on Inauguration Day.)4. I have been pooped on by a monkey. 5. I am addicted to women are smarter, , and have about themselves a generally superior level of class does not mean I have a fetish. Just that I'm racist.8. I eat gummy bears by tearing them limb from limb and eating their heads last.9. I can't grow hair on my arms.10. Two of my best friends are under five feet tall and I have an intense fear of midgets.the ass-slap dance move. Sometimes I don't even notice I'm doing it.6. When I finally told my now fiancé that I liked him (as in, liked him liked him), I drunkenly gave him the Anchorman line, "I want to be on you." He had only seen the movie once and had no idea what it was from. 7. Just because I realize that Asian
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